Don't feel like sleeping even though I'm pretty darn tired. # Making a bacon tuna melt and enjoying this HOT, slightly muggy day. # @gjonz I have had it against my will at a deli and I did not like it. C'mon, Laris is weird, we all know that. :-D in reply to gjonz # http://twitpic.com/1re4u - ... See Full Entry »

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Kid is singing the 5 dollar footlong song, yes, the one from Subway. # Would probably be still sleeping like everyone else form last night, but Penny is persistent when she has to pee! # Is starving like a mofo' # Been a while since I actually LOLed at an online video: http://ping.fm/vyCuQ # Making a bacon double cheeseburger... ... See Full Entry »

@gjonz I just saw the thing on Twitter. It was on Nightline. The reporter's Twitter username is JohnDonvanNL # WOW, Jimmy Kimmel didn't open with some cheesy product placement sketch tonight - are pigs flying too? # Eating a Beard Papa creme puff - I love it when I plan ahead. :-D # Need to start going to ... See Full Entry »

I have been meaning to write a new blog entry, but have been lazy and/or distracted.  I have a bunch of pictures I want to upload and a few things to share.  Just gotta sit down and do it! Right now, I have to get ready to go out to my friends' comedy event.  Feeling lazy ... See Full Entry »

Almost 100% healthy again and now I can't stop eating! # Setting up my brand-new DTV converter box. Yes, I don't have cable or a new DTV -compatible TV. Doing it old school boy! # @gjonz LOL!! You need an ABC story to tell you what Twitter is? @Dwayne236 I don't think we've done a good job ... See Full Entry »

@dwayne236 @gjonz I will not eat baby food! I'm a grown woman for crying out loud! Now where's my ooey googey nummy chocolate pudding? # On my way to Trader Joe's and my mouth is already watering! Oh wait, that's just the extraction wound leaking... # Cooking up a vegetable masala "meatless" burger from Trader Joe's... ... See Full Entry »

Just thought I'd share something I just figured out: I am now posting images that are 700 px wide. Sometimes, bigger is better. However, even if I specify the image to be inserted at full size, Wordpress still shrinks it to 500 px wide. I was able to fix that by editing wp-includes/media.php on line 34.  Just look ... See Full Entry »

When I left the dentist, I asked if I could have my extracted wisdom tooth.  Why? Whynot? :-P They gave it a quick, light cleaning and then gave it to me in a little zippy bag.  I definitely had to clean it more once I got home; there was still blood and pieces of flesh ... See Full Entry »

@ontheredcarpet It seems that one-shoulder dresses are popular on the red carpet and it looks great! Love it. # Wondering if Hugh Jackman really just said "Craigslist Dancers" really?? # So the Jonas Brothers are on the Barbara Walter Oscar special because... ? Oh yeah, it's ABC/Disney plugging their own shit. # Powered by Twitter Tools. See Full Entry »